Saturday, December 26, 2009

uhhh i'm here for the gangbang?




do i seriously need to explain this

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Sunday, December 13, 2009

thumbs up for creepers



i hate thumbs up. double up thumbs are even worse, its like a giant suck burger.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

HOLY FUCK THAT DUDE IS HUGE!!!


seconds later, she was devoured

Chair Force Pilot Crushed by Large Man




This is why Iraq is kicking our ass.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Creepy-Cathy.com



"Hi my name is cathy and i am hella creepy n shit." Cathy is hella creepy. When she talks it sounds like she it eating something nasty. If you know whats good for you just stay away. These two fellas learned the hard way, they never got their shirts back. Cathy turned them into diapers for her friend nelson (see different styles of eating, same styles of creepy).

Friday, May 29, 2009

Chew it realllll Good


i snapped this beauty while trying to cover an airsoft tourny out in the cuts. i tried to get an action shot of....god knows what, but what i got was this great pic. my cousin's bff brian was in mid chew of his superstar and wasn't letting up on the mouth peddle.

Friday, April 3, 2009

why i refuse to travel to humbolt



this is along the lines the creepy family but this is just creepy northerners. terrible drugee hippies that only drink whole milk and get wild with wind chimes. the little girl to the right is obviously on LSD as where the one on the right is chalk full of god knows what. thank you facebook.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

WANTED FOR JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING


after drinking way too much bum wine(www.bumwine.com)and being dragged around by a crackhead to crepes and other bullshitery it was decieded by said crackhead that a photobooth photoshoot should take place. i still have an ungodly mustache and my hair looks like robert smith of the cure went to town on it. if i saw myself walking down the street looking like this i would say "wow, creepy crackhead...i hope the cops are looking for him."

Thursday, March 19, 2009

honey disconnect the phone cause...I'M BACK IN THE USSR



moscow girls make me scream and shout but georgia is always on my muh muh muh muh mind. this will be the band look, eventually we will be ordering more medals and little fancy thrills for the outfits but otherwise this is it. it kinda creeps me out looking at this, at least a 5 for a rating. still nowhere as good as the creepy family before this but surplus soviet outfits will are fantastic.

Not my Family




Almost a ripoff of a not very pretty post but when i saw this one it had to go up. the intensity of the creep is seen throughout evey person in the photo which makes this one of the top ten for the creepoff.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

HAPPY SAINT PATRICKS DAY!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zkw_mru-hU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_ruSD5cdyU



mobile leperchaun is the first one. if you haven't seen it then you suck. the second video is just for you, a recent sighting of the mobile leperchaun in the west coast.

big stupid and lil creepy keepin it treal



just bein awesome on a tuesday night. these two were eventually suspended for breaking frat rules but if you ask me why, nationals just got tired of putting up with two creepy atom bombs waiting to go off.

Monday, March 16, 2009

in this race everyone is a winner


might i introduce you to creepy steve, aka streepy creeve aka shmeepy shmeeve. he is one of the reasons for this blog, the king of creepers.

sometimes missing a night out can be just as good as a night out


the bay area has hyphy, flagstaff has its hipster indie kiddos and sacramento has straight up retarded.

possible eharmony material


a little blurry but still epic. yeah thats a full blown dirty sanchez.

different styles of eating, same styles of creepy


another great pic from the ranch

Reverse man hug 101

the reverse man-hug is fighting its was back. watch out cause that close encounter at that next family bbq might be your uncle

Yeee yeee nukka


anti-snoring nose guard....CHECK!!! bling bling dolla blang blang? DOUBLE CHECK!!! 3am pick from golden bear by your parents and then having them take you to taco bell? TRIPLE CHECK!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen May I present Creepy Dan


notice the left hand. the right hand is doin pretty awesome too. classic fratty blackout grope

Sunday, March 15, 2009

it ain't out for air baby

this is my roomate nelson. he is a baby. he also is getting ready to give a sweet blowjay

TOUCHDOWN LADIES THE ASS GOD HAS LANDED


I WANT YOU TO FLY IN MY PLANE AND GIVE ME HEAD BABAY!!!

the college years



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epic frat pics n shit


later that night, they blacked out and some one who had a disease gave some one who didn't have a disease a disease.

Frat Formal/STD Convention

i'm in the back trying to be civil but this picture almost made me puke. slutz n creepers always make for a good time especially when the cocktails are cheap and white kids get their groove on. give me a fuckin break look at this pick, its fudikulous.

HAHAHA WE ARE 17 AND SHOULDN'T BE SMOKING HOOKAH BUT WE ARE N-E WAYZZZ LAWLZZZ!!!! FACEBOOK THAT SHIT

the first of many creepers...


Al at her best...for some reason she thought a big ol swastika and car salesmen in thongs was funny. if you see her on the street you can slap her in the mouth.

this is my blog, wipe your feet and enjoy....please leave

my life is creepy. if you are part of my life then you are most likely part of this blog. everyone that is shown on the blog is some one i know. the reason they made it onto the blog is because they are creepy.