why i refuse to travel to humbolt

this is along the lines the creepy family but this is just creepy northerners. terrible drugee hippies that only drink whole milk and get wild with wind chimes. the little girl to the right is obviously on LSD as where the one on the right is chalk full of god knows what. thank you facebook.

WANTED FOR JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING

after drinking way too much bum wine(www.bumwine.com)and being dragged around by a crackhead to crepes and other bullshitery it was decieded by said crackhead that a photobooth photoshoot should take place. i still have an ungodly mustache and my hair looks like robert smith of the cure went to town on it. if i saw myself walking down the street looking like this i would say "wow, creepy crackhead...i hope the cops are looking for him."